i'm sorry

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

tagged: +me tbh 

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

disminucion:

The Milky Way covers the iced-over ocean | Yasuhiro Nakase

disminucion:

The Milky Way covers the iced-over ocean | Yasuhiro Nakase

tagged: +water  +space  +scenery 
I think the sun is a government conspiracy

clacl:

Why do you think they always tell us not to look at it?

tagged: +ray 

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

in the shower
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]